What do you say, darling? How a8out we show these dullards how to party?
Come now, don’t leave me hanging.
wHY ARE WE SPARKLING,
wHERE HAS THE RUM GONE,
dID YOU ACTUALLY DRAG AN INDUSTRIAL FAN ALL THE WAY HERE,
There are no words…
1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
"you can’t be asexual humans have an instinctual need to mate"
"lol r u plant do u reproduce by budding?"
"you just haven’t found the right person"
"have you see a doctor?"
"you’re just trapped in the closet"
"cool. wanna get pizza?"
EB: you mean i have windy superpowers? holy shiz!!
TG: hells yeah you do and you have like immortality powers too basically
TG: its pretty sweet man
TG: youll be okay
take a deep breath and repeat after me:
- i am not a letter grade
- i am not a gpa
- i am not a statistic
- i am not just a student
- i am good at something
- i am more than what an institution tells me i am
- i am legend
- i am iron man
- i am the monster parents tell their children about at night
- i am the doctor
- i am a high functioning sociopath
- do your research
- i am an angel of the lord